It’s not like I think he’s so dreamy or anything. He’s the logical choice. Yet, even the logical choice sucks.
I swear it’s not supposed turn out like that. What sort of shit taste do I have?
Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you;
Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to make sure.
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.