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It’s not like I think he’s so dreamy or anything. He’s the logical choice. Yet, even the logical choice sucks.

I swear it’s not supposed turn out like that. What sort of shit taste do I have?

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I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence.
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Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you;

Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to make sure.

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therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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Robert stood me up. Every time I even think I might want it to be serious. They’re turds and flake. He was so handsome and manly and made me feel perfect. Secure in other words. I may finish the rest of my vodka tonight .

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